"Dammit, it's not even Halloween yet for goodness sake. I'm tired of Christmas being pushed on us. The commercialization of Holidays is poisoning our minds and spirits. It's time for --"

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/09/2017 at 23:07 • Filed to: Every man has his price

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Oooh EGG NAWWWWWWWWG!


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/09/2017 at 23:11

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GAWD DAMMIT. Why did you have to tell me this? RIP being a healthy weight.


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/09/2017 at 23:22

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Egg nog is airways responsible for about 99% of my holiday weight gain. I can’t resist it. The dairies here aren’t as decent as NY, butt the nog is still good


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/09/2017 at 23:29

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What is rBST* ?

Why is it free? Is it included free like a toy in cereal boxes? Free like the glazing on the toaster strudel where you have to add it yourself?


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Discerning
10/09/2017 at 23:31

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Man, I love that stuff. I cut it with skim half the time to tell myself I’m being at least a bit healthier, but it rings hollow when I finish the carton anyway.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/10/2017 at 00:02

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Forgot that this was a thing, now remembers that this is a thing.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/10/2017 at 00:03

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I get the Alpenrose choc milk at TJ’s....


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > XJDano
10/10/2017 at 00:17

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It’s a growth hormone.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/10/2017 at 01:36

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Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/10/2017 at 01:51

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Sorry, I prefer my custard in non-liquefied form.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/10/2017 at 08:47

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I made some egg nog last year with Breckenridge rye bourbon. IT WAS AMAZING


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/10/2017 at 17:13

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Once again, the only thing saving me from eggnog-related seasonal obesity might be my habit of “diluting” each fatty glass with a considerable quantity of brown liquor.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/10/2017 at 17:51

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10/10 BEST THING ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS!!!

Just add rum!